tswiftvfdpotterclan:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

The cat chooses the wizard, Mr Potter …

tswiftvfdpotterclan:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

The cat chooses the wizard, Mr Potter …

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0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

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minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about our cultural state of mind

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kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

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phanella:

animecandie:

natalie-ann:

kanayastrider:

grimdarkthroes:

THERES A HAMBURGER IN THE ELEVATOR AT SCHOOL??

taking lunch to the next level

did you just

Elevated flavor?
High quality?

Wait who the hell has an elevator at their school?!? What school you going to?!?

phanella:

animecandie:

natalie-ann:

kanayastrider:

grimdarkthroes:

THERES A HAMBURGER IN THE ELEVATOR AT SCHOOL??

taking lunch to the next level

did you just

Elevated flavor?

High quality?

Wait who the hell has an elevator at their school?!? What school you going to?!?

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sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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jinntantei:

HE’S WEARING AN OVEN MITT

jinntantei:

HE’S WEARING AN OVEN MITT

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So I was doing my physics homework

gallifreyangel:

apperrintly:

and one of the questions said this

If a moose were chasing you through the woods, its enormous mass would be very threatening.  But if you zigzagged, then its great mass would be to your advantage. 


So naturally I thought of this

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There’s a reason Kevin Tran was in Advanced Placement.

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castiel-loves-humanity:

escape-me-never:

Maybe I should call and ask where the demon tablet is

Maybe he was Crowley’s new tailor.

castiel-loves-humanity:

escape-me-never:

Maybe I should call and ask where the demon tablet is

Maybe he was Crowley’s new tailor.

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thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

Read More →

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inkerton-kun:

when you want to replay a videogame but then you remember that part

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cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

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